How to torture...

INUYASHA!!!!!!*EVIL LAUGH*

1. Lock him in a room full of fan girls!

2. Make him watch "violence is bad" videos.

3. Make him watch Kagome kissing the "wimpy wolf" over and over again.

4. Make some ramen noodles and eat it slowly infront of him,without giving him any wa haha!!!

5.Have Naraku in the same room as InuYasha *now that is just plain evil*

6.Steal his sword and make him watch you use it inproperly.

7.Start laughing at him every time he turns into a full human!

8. Make him list all the nice things about Kagome when she is right in front of him.

9. Make him listen to all his brothers fan girls go on and on how wonderful Fluffy is.

10.Make Kagomes mom give him "the birds and the bees talk" he will be red in a matter of seconds!! hehehhe=}

MIROKU!!!!!!!! WAHHHH HAHAHA!

1. Have a pretty girl with a nice butt stand just out of Miroku's reach, so he cant grab her butt!

2.Have tons of fat ugly girls attack him!

3.Have some hot girl say she will have his child but then have her die 2 seconds later!

4.Have Sango start wanting InuYasha!!!!!

5.Tell him the only woman that wants him is Kaede,lol

6. Have Kaede start coming on to him{I'm really sorry but i find the Kaede/Miroku thing really funny}

7.Totally lead him on.....and after things start getting serious tell him "ohh i just forgot im meeting Fluffy next to the lake at midnight, got to get running!!!"

8.Tell him the wind tunnel in his hand will never go away{awww tear,tear dont do that!}

NARAKU!!!!!!!

1. Steal his baboon suit then wear it and prance around in front of him(in public)screaming "im a baboon! you will all die. my name is naraku! but you cant kill me cause im a coward!!!"
2.Shave his head BY FORCE!!!!!!
3. Tie him up and make him watch videos of Inu kicking his butt and Inuyasha & Kikyo making out (the Onigumo will be so angry!)

4. Stealing his make-up bag!!!

5. Have someone video tape he taking a piss and put it all over the internet *all his fan girls will just love that* *inuyasha885632- what fan girls!??!?!?*

6. Making him actually fight Inuyasha for once!

7. Ask him if he is a woman.